QOD: None are so old as those who have outlived their enthusiasm. ~ Henry David Thoreau (July 12, 1817 ~ May 6, 1862), American essayist and philosopher
Does this make me look fat? Each theme answer contains a "cut" carbohydrate. Cutting or limiting carbohydrates from one's diet may help with weight loss.
17-Across. * Performer who may wear harem pants: BELLY DANCER. BEER
25-Across. * People in a love-hate relationship: FRENEMIES. FRIES
5. "Marriage Story" actor Alan: ALDA. Alan Alda (né Alfonso Joseph D'Abruzzo; b. Jan. 28, 1936) is probably best known for his role as Hawkeye Pierce on M*A*S*H. Marriage Story was a 2019 film.
6. Actress Thompson: LEA. Lea Thompson (née Lea Katherine Thompson; b. May 31, 1961) is probably best known for her role as Lorraine Baines-McFly in the Back to the Future films. In those films, she played the mother to Marty McFly, who was played by Michael A Fox (b. June 9, 1961). In real life, she was only 10 days older than her "son".
7. Regal home: MANOR.
8. Promptly: ON CUE.
9. Rudder's locale: STERN.
10. Only Canadian MLB city: TOR. The Toronto is the home to baseball's Blue Jays. Hi, Canadian Eh!
11. Firenze locale: ITALIA. Better known to English speakers as Florence, Italy. Did you know that Florence Nightingale was born in Florence, Italy, hence her first name?
12. Swear words: CURSES.
13. More than necessary: EXCESS.
18. Cry of pain: YIPE.
22. Television award: EMMY.
23. Tartan-sharing kin: CLAN.
Men of different clans, as evidenced by the tartans.
24. Santa's jolly syllables: HO HO.
25. Physically delicate: FRAIL.
26. Disneyland hat pair: EARS.
28. Sore: ACHY.
32. Genetic material: DNA.
33. Construct: BUILD.
34. Bun, e.g.: UPDO. Oh, a hairstyle, not an item of food.
36. Wine barrel: CASK.
37. Giggled self-consciously: TITTERED.
38. Smart __: know-it-all: ALEC.
39. Swanky: POSH. One of Spice Girls was known as Posh.
QOD: Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.~E.B. White (né Elwyn Brooks White; July 11, 1899 ~ Oct. 1, 1985), American writer
QOD: We are each of us an endangered species. When we die, our species disappears with us. Nobody like us will ever exist again. ~ Janet Malcolm (née Jana Klara Wienerová; July 8, 1934 ~ June 16, 2021), American journalist
QOD: If you think people are inherently good, get rid of the police for 24 hours and see what happens.~Sylvester Stallone (né Michael Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone; b. July 6, 1946), American actor
QOD: The noblest art is that of making others happy. ~ P.T. Barnum (né Phineas Taylor Barnum; July 5, 1810 ~ Apr. 7, 1891), American showman
It's Yours for the Taking: Go for it. The word GET can be found after the word IT in each of the theme clues.
20-Across. * Financial plan followed by a mayor: CITY BUD GET.
28-Across. * Nests, as a set of measuring cups: FITS TOGETHER.
44-Across. * Achieve one's specific goal: HIT THE TARGET.
And the unifier:
55-Across. "Seize the day!," and what the answers to the starred clues literally have: GET AFTER IT.
Across:
1. Seat that may swallow the remote control: SOFA.
5. U.K. soccer teams: FCs. I think this stands for Football Clubs. I wasn't in the UK on this past trip, so can't confirm.
8. Tappable symbols: ICONS.
13. Happy kitty sound: PURR.
14. Washer capacity: LOAD. My washing machine got a real workout this past weekend.
16. Krispy Kreme buy: DONUT. Yummers!
17. Thing: ITEM.
18. "Pitch Perfect" actress Kendrick: ANNA. Some of the scenes in Pitch Perfect 2, which also starred Anna Kendrick (née Anna Cooke Kendrick; b. Aug. 9, 1985), were filmed at the Louisiana State University.
33. Actor Morales: ESAI. Esai Morales (né Esai Manuel Morales Jr.; b. Oct. 1, 1962) makes frequent guest appearances in the puzzles, but I can never remember how to spell his name.
34. Really inexpensive: DIRT CHEAP.
38. Holds weight: MATTERS.
39. Kit __ Klub: "Cabaret" setting: KAT.
41. "I see now!": AHA!
42. __ shui: FENG.
43. Perceived: FELT.
45. How prosciutto is sliced: THINLY. Prosciutto is uncooked, unsmoked dry-cured ham.
46. Cooks in an oven: ROASTS.
47. Talented: GIFTED.
50. Naturally inclined (to): PRONE.
51. Courteous: CIVIL.
52. Pedometer units: STEPS.
53. For a __ pittance: MERE.
54. St. crossers: AVES. Streets and Avenues.
56. Color named for a duck: TEAL.
57. Besides: ELSE.
59. Texting format, briefly: SMS. As in Short Messing Service.
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חתולה
Many thanks to Malodorous Manatee and Waseeley for holding down the fort on Tuesdays while I was away. We traveled from Budapest, Hungary to Amsterdam, Netherlands.