QOD: If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.~Cardinal Richelieu (né Armand Jean du Plessis; Sept. 9, 1585 ~ Dec. 4, 1642), French clergyman and statesman
QOD: I don’t know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan’s Island theme song and deleted everything about triangles. ~ Jeff Foxworthy (b. Sept. 6, 1958), American comedian
Yoga Class: The last word of each theme answer is also a yoga pose.
17-Across. * George Plimpton football memoir set in Detroit: PAPER LION.
25-Across. * Courtroom hotshot: LEGAL EAGLE.
35-Across. * Informer: STOOL PIGEON. This is my favorite pose.
48-Across. * Cowardly type: SCAREDY CAT.
And the unifier:
57-Across. Asanas found at the ends of the answers to the starred clues: YOGA POSES. Everything you wanted to know about Asana Yoga, but didn't know to ask.
Across:
1. "Sorry, rules __ rules": ARE.
4. Dizzying designs: OP ART. Short for Optical Art.
9. __ up on: unites against: GANGS.
14. Villain Luthor: LEX. [Name # 1.] // Change the vowel, and you get 29-Across. Bagel topper: LOX.
15. Prefix with -lithic: PALEO-. Paleolithic. Also known as the Old Stone Age.
16. Love to pieces: ADORE.
19. One awarding stars, perhaps: RATER.
20. "... the __ of defeat": "Wide World of Sports" phrase: AGONY.
21. "Black Panther" director Coogler: RYAN. [Name # 2.] Ryan Kyle Coogler (b. May 23, 1986) has directed a number of films.
23. Excite, with "up": AMP.
24. King or queen, but not prince or princess: CARD.
28. House pest: ANT. Remove a consonant and the ANT becomes a house Pet.
30. Manage to achieve: ATTAIN.
31. Reciprocal of cosine: SECANT. // And 39-Down. Inverse trig function: ARCSINE. We all remember our high school math class, right?
34. Trace: HINT.
38. Water-to-wine town: CANA. A Biblical reference where Jesus performed the miracle of turning water into wine at a wedding.
40. Hiking sites: TRAILS.
41. Maker of Zesty Curly frozen French fries: ORE-IDA. Yummers! Actually, I have never tried these, but I do like Ore-Ida's Tater Tots.
53. Milne bear: POOH. Winnie the Pooh is a fictional teddy bear created by A.A. Milne (né Alan Alexander Milne; Jan. 18, 1882 ~ Jan. 31, 1956) in the 1920s.
60. Scandal-plagued energy company: ENRON. This company disintegrated almost overnight back in 2001.
61. Nebraska city: OMAHA. Hi, Husker Gary! Years ago, when I was first looking for a job, I was offered a job in Omaha. My potential boss told me, however, that moving from the Northeast, I would experience "extreme cultural shock" living in Nebraska. So instead, I moved to the South. No cultural shock there, eh?
62. Mined resource: ORE. Not to be confused with the 41-Across and the Ore-Ida potato products.
63. Patch, as a lawn: RE-SOD.
64. Fruit-hitting-the-floor sound: SPLAT.
65. Big Apple paper, for short: NYT. As in the New York Times.
Down:
1. Llama kin: ALPACA.
2. 1980s president Ronald: REAGAN. Ronald Wilson Reagan (Feb. 6, 1911 ~ June 5, 2004) was the 40th President. Can it really be over 40 years since he began his term as President? [Name # 3.]
6. Boxer who said, "It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am": ALI. Muhammad Ali (né Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.; Jan. 17, 1942 ~ June 3, 2016) would "float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." [Name # 4.]
7. Corp. shake-up: RE-ORG. As in Reorganize. It seems like the banking industry is always undergoing re-orgs.
8. Skater Harding: TONYA. Tonya Maxene Harding (b. Nov. 12, 1970) is best known for her troubles past. In 1994, her ex-husband attacked her rival, Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya was banned from competitive skating and turned to boxing. [Name # 5.]
9. January birthstone: GARNET. I have 3 options for my birthstone.
10. Oral health org.: ADA. As in the American Dental Association.
11. "Why does this keep happening!?": NOT AGAIN. Yup. I'll be out next week again.
12. Unseen troublemaker: GREMLIN. Also the model of a vehicle that was manufactured in the 1970s.
13. Garden of Eden creature: SERPENT.
18. Terminate: END.
22. Mobile's st.: ALA. Mobile, Alabama is on the Gulf of Mexico. The George Washington Tunnel on I-10 runs under the Mobile River, then emerges to join the bridge that spans the Bay of Mobile. The tunnel is a bottleneck on the interstate and there is always a long line of traffic of cars waiting to go through the tunnel. Interesting fact about Mobile: the first Mardi Gras in the Americas was held in Mobile.
25. El Pollo __: southwestern restaurant chain: LOCO. El Pollo Loco is a California-based chain. I was about to say I had never heard of this restaurant, but our local paper recently announced the company is expanding in south Louisiana.
26. Glorify: EXALT.
27. One of the Musketeers: ATHOS. The Three Musketeers is a French historical adventure novel by Alexandre Dumas. It was written in 1844 and is on my TBR list. The novel, which is set in the 1620s, recounts the adventures of a young man named d'Artagnan who befriends Athos, Porthos and Aramis, who are the musketeers. [Name # 6.]
29. Summer sign: LEO. Hi, Leo III!
31. Flight part: STAIR.
32. "Fresh Air" airer: NPR. Fresh Air is a radio talk show hosted by Terry Gross. She has been hosting the show since 1975.
33. Small crown: TIARA. Apparently in the British royal family there are strict rules about wearing Tiaras.
38. Kevin of "Yellowstone": COSTNER. Kevin Costner (né Kevin Michael Costner; b. Jan. 18, 1955) plays the patriarch in the television show Yellowstone. [Name # 7.]
42. Rely (on): DEPEND.
43. Commotion: ADO.
45. Human being: PERSON.
46. Major thoroughfare: ARTERY.
47. Pamper: COSSET. Not a Tuesday word.
49. Toys on strings: YOYOs.
50. Bite hard: CHOMP.
51. Opening setting of "Madagascar": ZOO.
54. Squabble: SPAT.
56. Dove's sound: COO.
58. "Death on the Nile" actress Gadot: GAL. Gal Gadot (b. Apr. 30, 1985) is an Israeli actress. [Name # 8.]
QOD: There is only one kind of shock worse than the totally unexpected: the expected for which one has refused to prepare.~Mary Renault (née Eileen Mary Challans, Sept. 4, 1905 ~ Dec. 13, 1983), British novelist