Friday, May 13, 2022 // Friday the 13th

QOD:  Let me say something as an objective observer:  It’s never OK to punch a comedian.  ~  Stephen Colbert (né Stephen Tyrone Colbert; b. May 13, 1964), American comedian and talk-show host

Thursday, May 13, 2021

QOD:  Who really wants to be themselves when they’re teenagers?  ~  Stephen Colbert (b. May 13, 1964), American comedian and talk-show host

 

Wednesday, May 13, 2020

QOD:  Confidence lets you pull anything off, even Tevas with socks.  ~  Lena Dunham (b. May 13, 1983), American actress, writer and director

Monday, May 13, 2019

QOD:  In the media age, everybody was famous for 15 minutes.  In the Wikipedia age, everybody can be an expert in five minutes.  Special bonus: You can edit your own entry to make yourself seem even smarter.  ~  Stephen Colbert (né Stephen Tyrone Colbert; b. May 13, 1964)

Mother's Day, Sunday May 13, 2018

QOD:  When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one.  I don’t want to ride around in a quitter.  ~  Stephen Colbert (b. May 13, 1964)

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

QOD:  You should know how many incompetent men I had to compete with in vain.  ~  Inge Lehmann (May 13, 1888 ~ Feb. 21, 1993)

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

QOD:  I can’t prove it, but I can say it.  ~  Stephen Colbert (né Stephen Tyrone Colbert; b. May 13, 1964)

Monday, May 13, 2013

QOD:  Just because a man lacks the use of his eyes doesn’t mean he lacks vision.  ~  Stevie Wonder (né Stevland Hardaway Judkins; b. May 13, 1950)

Sunday, May 13, 2012 / Mother's Day

QOD:  A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once and by car forever after.  ~  Peter de Vries (Feb. 27, 1910 ~ Sept. 28, 1993)