QOD: If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favorable to him.~Seneca, Roman philosopher
Hobson's Choice. While you may think you have a free choice in filling in your answers, there is really only one choice if you want to get the correct answers. The expression Hobson's Choice is named after Thomas Hobson (1544 ~ 1631).
17-Across. Like the motors in most small appliances: ELECTROMAGNETIC.
26-Across. Playing surface that is 44 feet by 20 feet: PICKLEBALL COURT. A few things about the game of Pickleball, including the confusion over the name of the game.
48-Across. Misleading image: OPTICAL ILLUSION.
And the unifier:
63-Across. Euphemism for rude expressions, and what can be found at the starts of 17-, 26-, and 48-Across: A FEW CHOICE WORDS.
Across:
1. Stopped slouching in a chair: SAT UP.
6. Little troublemaker: IMP.
9. Young horses: FOALS.
14. Steak named for its shape: T-BONE.
15. Lousy grade: DEE.
16. Wipe from memory, as an unpleasant image: UNSEE. See 42-Across in last Thursday's puzzle.
20. Dinero unit: PESO. Today's Spanish lesson
21. "Xanadu" band, familiarly: ELO. The formal name of the band is the Electric Light Orchestra.
22. Bobbing, say: AFLOAT.
23. Knock: RAP.
25. Ala. neighbor: FLA. Florida and Alabama are neighboring states.
35. "SNL" alum Gasteyer: ANA. Ana Gasteyer (b. May 4, 1967) was on Saturday Night Live from 1996 to 2002. She is probably best known for her portrayal of Martha Stewart. [Name # 1.]
45. Cary of "North by Northwest": GRANT. Cary Grant (né Archibald Alec Leach; Jan. 18, 1904 – Nov. 29, 1986) was a British actor. North by Northwest was one of four films he starred in that was directed by Alfred Hitchcock. [Name # 3.]
47. Hosp. scan: MRI. As in Magnetic Resonance Imaging. It is a non-invasive imaging technology that produces three dimensional detailed anatomical images.
51. Mined resource: ORE. A crossword staple.
52. ESPN sister station: ABC. I was not aware of this connection. Apparently, they also have a connection to Disney.
53. Manatee relative: DUGONG. I had not heard of Dugongs before. Apparently they are similar to manatees, but have a different tail.
57. Snapchat snap: PIC.
59. Harvest: REAP.
66. "It's the truth!": NO LIE.
67. Eisenhower's nickname: IKE. Dwight David Eisenhower (Oct. 14, 1890 ~ Mar. 28, 1969) was the 34th President of the United States. He became president over 70 years ago. He served two terms, from 1953 to 1961. [Name # 4.]
68. Doolittle of "My Fair Lady": ELIZA. [Name # 5, fictional.]
69. Double curves: ESSES.
70. Spearheaded: LED.
71. Freezing rain: SLEET.
Down:
1. "One __ at a Time" (Jordin Sparks song): STEP. [Name # 6.]
2. Up to it: ABLE.
3. "Head, shoulders, knees, and __": TOES.
4. Open, as a wine bottle: UNCORK.
5. Favorite: PET.
6. Star with lots of fans: IDOL. This word has become a crossword staple.
7. Note to the staff: MEMO.
8. Green vegetable in aloo matar: PEA. Yummers! Aloo matar is an Indian dish that is typically made from potatoes and peas in a mildly spiced creamy tomato based gravy. It is a vegetarian dish.
9. Interesting bit of trivia: FUN FACT.
10. Scott Turow book set at Harvard: ONE L. Scott Turow (b. Apr. 12, 1949) went on to write several more books, some legal thrillers and some nonfiction works. [Name # 7.]
11. Regarding: AS TO.
12. "Star Wars" rebel leader: LEIA. Leia was portrayed by Carrie Francis Fisher (Oct. 21, 1956 ~ Dec. 27, 2016). [Name # 8, fictional.]
13. Breakaway group: SECT. This, too, is becoming a crossword staple.
18. Drives off: REPELS.
19. Temerity: GALL.
24. Mont Blanc, e.g.: ALP. Mont Blanc is the highest mountain in the Alps and Western Europe. It is located on the Franco-Italian border.
25. Like some fabric patterns: FLORAL. This seems like a bit of an odd clue, but floral immediately popped into my mind.
26. Grilling site: PATIO.
27. Like some mobile purchases: IN APP.
28. Gemstone weight: CARAT. Just recently, the second largest diamond was found in Botswana. It weighs just under 2,500 carats. The largest diamond is the Cullinan diamond, which comes in at just over 3,100 carats was found in the early 1900s
The recently found Botswana diamond.
29. Make a mess of: BUNGLE.
30. Video game pioneer: ATARI. The name Atari comes from a Japanese term that means "to hit a target" [Name adjacent.]
31. Feedbag bit: OAT.
32. Taste quality of soy sauce and miso: UMAMI.
33. Nostalgia-inducing: RETRO.
34. Lionel product: TRAIN. Joshua Lionel Cowen (Aug. 25, 1877 ~ Sept. 8, 1965) was the cofounder of the Lionel Company that made model railroads and toy trains. [Name adjacent.]
60. New York canal: ERIE. Everything you wanted to know about the Erie Canal but didn't know to ask.
61. Wood-shaping tool: ADZE.
62. College Board exam for sophs: PSAT. As in the Preliminary SAT.
64. Vinaigrette base: OIL.
65. "Fantastic Mr. Fox" director Anderson: WES. Wes Anderson (né Wesley Wales Anderson; b. May 1, 1969) is known for eclectic films. He is an acquired taste. [Name # 9]
Here's the Grid:
Many thanks to C.C. for highlighting the Choice Words.
QOD: The weak have the purest sense of history: Anything can happen.~Elizabeth Hardwick (July 27, 1916 ~ Dec. 2, 2007), American literary critic and novelist
QOD: The most future thing in this world is any attempt at exact definition of character. All individuals are a bundle of contradictions.~Theodore Dreiser (né Theodore Herman Albert Dreiser; Aug. 27, 1871 ~ Dec. 28, 1945)
QOD: There are no problems we cannot solve together, and very few that we can solve by ourselves.~Lyndon B. Johnson (né Lyndon Baines Johnson; Aug. 27, 1908 ~ Jan. 22, 1973)
It's Meaningless! The first letter of each word in the theme answers (M and T), when said aloud together, sounds like EMPTY.
17-Across. Toy on a track: MODEL TRAIN.
24-Across. Native growth in an Asian orchard: MANGO TREE. Mangos are so good in a fruit salad.
39-Across. Grilling accessory: MEAT THERMOMETER.
49-Across. Result of too-tight jeans, perhaps: MUFFIN TOP.
And the Unifier:
62-Across. Blather, and a phonetic hint to the four other longest answers: EMPTY WORDS. The word Empty like the letters M and T.
Across:
1. Makes a hasty getaway: LAMS.
Lambs on the Lam.
5. Insect stage after larva: PUPA.
9. Bathroom wall piece: TILE.
13. Not many: A FEW.
14. Umpires' decisions: CALLS. I initially tried Balls. Unfortunately, it fit all too well.
16. Cabinet dept. with a windmill on its seal: ENER. As in the Department of Energy. There are several other items on the seal in addition to the windmill.
20. WWI French soldier: POILU. Raise you hand if you knew this non-Tuesday word. The word literally means "hairy" or "hairy one." Many of the front line French infantrymen were from rural, agricultural backgrounds and wore beards and bushy mustaches.
21. Almanacs, calendars, etc.: YEARLIES.
23. Drag one's feet: STALL.
The first time I saw stalls like these was in a hotel in Beijing.
25. Philosopher __-tzu: LAO.
27. Mme., in Madrid: SRA. Today's Spanish lesson.
28. Money for the poor: ALMS.
32. Ancient colonnade: STOA.
35. Bumper sticker word: ELECT.
42. Award for "Green Book": OSCAR. The movie Green Book won Best Picture as well as the Best Original Screenplay.
43. Spanish appetizer: TAPA. Yummers!
44. Ward of "Once and Again": SELA. Sela Ward (née Sela Ann Ward; b. July 11, 1956) also starred in the in the 2019 television show FBI.
45. Korean soldier: ROK. Another non-Tuesday word. The Republic of Korea Army is known as ROK.
47. Springsteen's "Born in the __": USA.
54. TV monitoring device: V-CHIP. The "V" may stand for either Violence or Viewer Controlled.
59. Directed: OVER SEEN.
60. Maine college town: ORONO. My alma mater.
61. "Star Trek" helmsman: SULU.
65. "The Time Machine" race: ELOI. These fictional post-humans from H.G. Well's 1895 novel have become a crossword staple.
66. Gave an address: SPOKE. Not a physical address, but an oration.
67. Foul mood: SNIT. // And 55-Down: In a foul mood: CROSS. I liked how these to clues and answers CROSSed.
68. Director Gus Van __: SANT. Gus van SANT (b. July 24, 1952) is a film director, best know for Good Will Hunting and My Own Private Idaho.
69. Laundry blemish: SPOT.
70. Red and Coral, but not pink: SEAS. Nailed it! The Red SEA is between Egypt and Saudi Arabia. It's a great place for snorkeling. The Coral SEA is off the east coast of Australia.
Down:
1. Reading lights: LAMPS.
2. Underway, to Sherlock: AFOOT.
3. TV, radio, newspapers, etc.: MEDIA.
4. "Great!": SWELL. I first tried Super, then Sweet!, before the perps finally led me to SWELL.
5. Interest rate fig.: PCT. As in Percent.
6. Short-lived Egypt-Syr. alliance: UAR. As in the United Arab Republic. It was a sovereign state from 1958 to 1961.
7. __ del Rey: L.A. beach community: PLAYA. More of today's Spanish lesson. Playa is Spanish for Beach.
8. Roswell crash victim, supposedly: ALIEN.
9. Stretch the truth: TELL TALES.
10. "... bombs bursting __": IN AIR.
11. Protective river embankment: LEVEE.
12. Clear from the blackboard: ERASE.
15. Hitches: SNAGS.
18. Temporary calm: LULL.
22. Composer Ned: ROREM. Ned Rorem (b. Oct. 23, 1923) is an American composer. In 1975, he won a Pulitzer Prize for Music. I don't believe I am familiar with his work.
24. Sacred choral piece: MOTET.
28. Latin "I love": AMO.
29. French article: LES. Today's French lesson.
30. Rock's Fleetwood __: MAC.
31. Tropical food that has a five-point shape when sliced: STAR FRUIT. The fruit is quite tasty.
33. U.K. singer Rita __: ORA. I am not familiar with Rita Ora (née Rita Sahatçiu Ora; b. Nov. 26, 1990).
34. Intensify: AMP UP.
36. Hot time on the Riviera: ÉTÉ. More of today's French lesson. Summer on the Riviera is a Hot Time.
37. Cartoon frame: CEL.
38. La-la lead-in: TRA.
40. Square root of neuf: TROIS. And now for today's math lesson in French. The square root of 9 is 3.
41. Western treaty gp.: OAS. As in the Organization of American States.
46. "Trick" joints: KNEES.
48. Declare openly: AVOW.
49. Exodus leader: MOSES.
50. Throat dangler: UVULA.
51. Serious criminal: FELON.
52. Subs at the office: TEMPS. As in Temporary workers/
53. "Hop __": Dr. Seuss book: ON POP.
56. "Stormy Weather" singer Lena: HORNE.
57. Mumbai's land: INDIA.
58. Twitter updates: POSTS.
63. Ring ref's decision: TKO. As in Technical KnockOut.