Monday, April 29, 2024

QOD:  I don’t watch food shows, and I don’t go to strip clubs.  I’m not interested in kind of doing something.  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (né Jerome Allen Seinfeld; b. Apr. 29, 1954), American comedian

Friday, April 29, 2022

QOD:  We live by encouragement and die without it ~ slowly, sadly, and angrily.  ~  Celeste Holm (Apr. 29, 1917 ~ July 15, 2012), American actress

Thursday, April 29, 2021

QOD:  A 20-year old is kind of kind having a blender, but you don’t have a top to it.  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (né Jerome Allen Seinfeld; b. Apr. 29, 1954), American comedian

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

QOD:  Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (né Jerome Allen Seinfeld; b. Apr. 29, 1954), American comedian

Monday, April 29, 2019

QOD:  A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (né Jerome Allen Seinfeld; b. Apr. 29, 1954)

Friday, April 29, 2106

QOD:  You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.  It's like, "See if you can blow this out."  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (b. Apr. 29, 1954)

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

QOD:  Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic ~ you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (b. Apr. 29, 1954)

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

QOD:  My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law.  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (né Jerome Allen Seinfeld; b. Apr. 29, 1954)

Monday, April 29, 2013

QOD:  Men don’t care what’s on TV.  They only care what else is on TV.  ~  Jerry Seinfeld (né Jerome Allen Seinfeld; b. Apr. 29, 1954)

Sunday, April 29, 2012

QOD:  News, if unreported, has no impact.  It might as well have not happened at all.  ~  Gay Talese (b. Feb. 7, 1932)

Friday, April 29, 2011

QOD: To study philosophy is nothing but to prepare oneself to die. ~ Cicero