QOD: Keep on beginning and failing. Each time you fail, start all over again, and you will grow stronger until have accomplished a purpose ~ not the one you began with perhaps, but one you’ll be glad to remember. ~ Ben Stein (né Benjamin Jeremy Stein; b. Nov. 25, 1944), American comedian and political commentator
You Can Ring My Bell.
18-Across. Debt security sold to raise funds for World War I: LIBERTY BOND. // Liberty Bell.
23-Across. Unexpected and undeserved fortune: DUMB LUCK. // Dumb Bell.
51-Across. Singer dubbed the "Mother of the Blues": MA RAINEY. / Ma Bell. Ma Bell was the name for the Bell System, a telecommunications monopoly led by AT&T. It provided telephone service in North America for about 100 years. It was the "mother" [Ma] company that provided all telephone services Alexander Graham Bell (Mar. 3, 1847 ~ Aug. 2, 1922) is credited with inventing the telephone, hence, the Bell. The monopoly was ultimately broken up by a federal court antitrust case in 1984.
56-Across. Weekly promotion in some Tex-Mex restaurants: TACO TUESDAY. // Taco Bell.
And the Unifier:
36-Across. Start of the stock exchange trading day, or a feature of 18-, 23-, 51-, and 56-Across: OPENING BELL. Each theme answer Opens with a Bell.
Across:
1. Twosome: DUO.
4. Long-tailed parrot: MACAW. They are beautiful birds.
9. Pitch, as a tent: PUT UP.
14. Mork's planet: ORK. Mork and Mindy was a sit-com from the late 1970s-early 1980s. Mork, an alien from the planet Ork on a mission to Earth to study human behavior. He met up with Mindyr, travels to 1970s Boulder, Colo., where he meets up with Mindy, a young journalism graduate. Mork was portrayed by Robin Williams (July 21, 1951 ~ Aug. 11, 2014) and Mindy was played by Pam Dawber (b. Oct. 18, 1951).
15. "Yay for me!": I RULE!
16. "When the moon hits your eye" condition: AMORE. Today's Latin lesson.
17. Soda can opener: TAB. Also the name of a discontinued soda. Tab was introduced in 1963 and was the Coca-Cola's first diet drink. It was discontinued in 2020.
20. "Orinoco Flow" singer: ENYA. The given name of this Irish singer and composer is Eithne Pádraigín Ní Bhraonáin (b. May 17, 1961). No wonder she goes by Enya.
22. Glacier-forming periods: ICE AGES.
If you go to hockey games, you will understand this cartoon.
26. Airport surface: TARMAC. The history of the word Tarmac.
29. Essential login info: USER ID.
30. Ray gun sound: ZAP.
31. iPad program: APP.
32. Perfect place: UTOPIA. Also the title of a 1516 book of fiction and political satire by Sir Thomas More (Feb. 17, 1478 ~ July 6, 1535). The book is a frame narrative primarily depicting a fictional island society and its religious, social and political customs. It was before my time.
35. Earnest entreaty: PLEA.
39. Abundant supply: GLUT.
41. Little house, in Spanish: CASITA. Today's Spanish Lesson
42. "I'd rather __": NOT.
43. Tiny ammo: BBs.
45. Apply a cipher to: ENCODE.
49. Unit of coffee: CUPFUL.
53. Greek goddess of the hunt: ARTEMIS. Artemis is the daughter of Zeus and the twin sister of Apollo. Because she is the huntress, she is often depicted with a bow and arrow, accompanied by hunting dogs. As a virgin goddess, she protects young unmarried women and is also associated with childbirth, forests, wild animals, and archery.
55. Bunco trio: DICE. I am not familiar with this game, but apparently it is played with 3 die.
60. Fla. NBA team: ORL. As in the Orlando Magic.
61. Any ABBA member: SWEDE.
62. Made off with: STOLE.
63. Previously named: NÉE. This French word is becoming a crossword staple.
64. Mexican bucks: PESOS. As of this writing, 1 Mexican Peso is worth 0.054 Dollars. Or another way, $1 is worth 18.47 Pesos.
65. From Nepal, e.g.: ASIAN.
66. The best is __ to come: YET.
Down:
1. End of a school email address: DOT EDU.
2. Planet between Saturn and Neptune: URANUS. William Herschel (né Frederick William Herschel; Nov. 15, 1738 ~ Aug. 25, 1822) discovered the planet in 1781, which he wanted to call Georgium Sidus, which means George's Star in honor of George III, King of England (June 4, 1738 ~ Jan. 29, 1820). Other astronomer, however, had other ideas and they won out. So how did Uranus get its name, which becomes name official in 1850.
3. "I'm fine with that": OK BY ME.
4. The Brewers, in box scores: MIL. As in the Milwaukee Brewers.
5. Former NPR host Shapiro: ARI. Ari Michael Shapiro (b. Sept. 20, 1978) is a radio journalist. He had been one of the hosts of All Things Considered. He left NPR in September of this year.
6. Three-dimensional: CUBIC.
7. Smart __: ALECK.
8. "Now __ talking!": WE'RE.
9. Wage inequality: PAY GAP. Yup, it's real.
10. Natural pigment darker than ocher: UMBER.
11. Like shoes that cause blisters, perhaps: TOO SMALL.
12. Ornate flowerpot: URN.
13. Thin sock worn to try on shoes: PED.
19. The "TT" of TTFN: TATA. Textspeak for TaTa For Now.
21. Sudden: ABRUPT.
24. Low-calorie, in ads: LITE.
25. Japanese soup noodle: UDON. These tasty noodles appear often in the puzzles.
27. Mimic: APE.
28. Tax prep pro: CPA. As in a Certified Public Accountant.
30. Zigs and __: ZAGS.
33. "__ or it didn't happen!": PICS. That used to be true, but now ...
34. Cookbook writer Garten: INA. Ina Rosenberg Garten (b. Feb. 2, 1948) is known as the Barefoot Contessa.
35. Serene: PLACID.
36. Runs faster than: OUTPACES.
37. Order in a German pub: BIER. Today's German lesson.
38. Active Sicilian volcano: ETNA. This Sicilian volcano makes frequent guest appearances in the puzzle.
39. Chain known for health products: GNC. Formerly known as General Nutrition Centers.
40. Bud's bud in comedy: LOU. Abbott and Costello were an American comedy team composed of comedians Bud Abbott (né William Alexander Abbott; Oct. 2, 1895 ~ Apr. 24, 1974) and Lou Costello (né Louis Francis Cristillo; Mar. 6, 1906 ~ Mar. 3, 1959).
QOD: Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive. . ~ Howard Thurman (né Howard Washington Thurman; Nov. 18, 1899 ~ Apr. 10, 1981), African-American civil rights activist and theologian
The Doors. The last word of each theme answer is a device that protects a door.
16-Across. Linked-together homemade decoration: PAPER CHAIN.
24-Across. Noisy flash of lightning: THUNDER BOLT.
49-Across. Tool needed for some needlecraft: CROCHET HOOK.
58-Across. Arm-twisting wrestling hold: HAMMER LOCK.
And the Unifier:
35-Across. Quaint warning of impending danger, and a hint to the implements at the ends of 16-, 24-, 49-, and 58-Across: KATIE BAR THE DOOR. What does really mean?
Here's the Grid so you can see the door safety mechanisms:
Across:
1. Short-term office workers: TEMPS.
6. __ and weave: BOB.
9. Installs turf: SODS.
13. Brownstone porch: STOOP.
14. Not false: TRUE.
15. Slip-on shoe: CROC.
18. The Chicago Marathon, for one: RACE. The Chicago Marathon takes place in October. It is one of the seven World Marathon Majors. Can you name the other 6 cities?
19. Native of New Zealand: MĀORI. A history of the Māori. Street signs in New Zealand are written in both English and the Māori language.
20. Add to the mix: PUT IN. Not to be confused with Vladimir.
21. Black's opponent in checkers: RED.
27. Hypercorrect "Yes, indeedy!": IT IS SO.
29. From __ Z: A TO.
30. Hi or low follower, in graphics: RES. As in Resolution.
31. Staircase part: STEP.
32. Geometric figure with no sides or corners: CIRCLE.
41. Sparkling toppers: TIARAS.
42. Division word: INTO. Today's Math lesson.
43. Weep loudly: SOB.
46. Test for Ph.D. hopefuls: GRE. As in the Graduate Records Examinations.
47. Sharp-witted: ASTUTE.
53. Name on a box by the sink: SOS. // And 9-Down. Clean with effort: SCRUB.
54. Grown-up: ADULT.
55. Belly button type: INNIE.
57. List of dishes: MENU.
63. Walk off one's anxiety, perhaps: PACE.
64. __ vera gel: ALOE.
65. Consume fully: USE UP.
66. Snow glider: SLED.
67. Beaver creation: DAM.
68. Uncool sorts: NERDS.
Down:
1. Recipe amt.: TSP. As in a TeaSPoon.
2. GPS prediction: ETA. As in Estimated Time of Arrival.
3. Cleaning tool that may be dry or wet: MOP.
4. Bard's creation: POEM.
5. Nursery rhyme couple with restricted 23-Downs: SPRATS. // And 23-Down: 23. Food regimen: DIET.
Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean; And so between the two of them, they licked the platter clean.
6. Cranium organ: BRAIN.
7. French "yes": OUI. Today's French lesson.
8. Filmmaker Affleck: BEN. Benjamin Géza Affleck (b. Aug. 15, 1972) first gained recognition for his 1997 film Good Will Hunting, which he co-wrote with his friend Matt Damon (b. Oct. 8, 1970).
10. Grand speaker: ORATOR.
11. Like animals in a petting zoo, ideally: DOCILE.
12. Aromatherapy choices: SCENTS.
14. Drive-__ car wash: THRU.
17. Pacific salmon: COHO. Coho salmon are a species of Pacific salmon that live in both fresh and saltwater.
20. Member of the working class: PROLE. The word comes from the Latin proletarius, "citizen of the lowest class," used in ancient Rome to describe the group of people who didn't own property and whose only contribution to society was having children.
21. Investment consideration: RISK.
22. "At Last" singer James: ETTA. Etta James (née Jamesetta Hawkins; Jan. 25, 1938 ~ Jan. 20, 2012) makes frequent guest appearances in the crossword puzzles.
25. Pub game with sharp projectiles: DARTS. Seems like a safe game to play while consuming vast quantities of alcohol.
26. Inscribe with acid: ETCH.
28. Barbecue rod: SPIT.
32. Proofreader's insertion mark: CARET.
33. 401(k) kin: IRA.
34. Prepare to publish: EDIT.
36. Number of legs on some arthropods: EIGHT.
37. Naked: BARE.
38. Burden: ONUS.
39. Miranda of "Homeland": OTTO. Miranda Otto (b. Dec. 16, 1967) didn't appear in Homeland until season 5. She portrayed Allison Carr, the Berlin chief of station.
40. Some sushi toppers: ROEs. Yummers!
43. Little rascals: SCAMPS.
44. Trying experience: ORDEAL.
45. Name on a box by the dryer: BOUNCE.
47. Top-notch: A-ONE.
48. Aspen trail: SKI RUN.
50. Like some word puzzles: CLUED.
51. Greeting to a parent: HI, MOM!
52. "Looks like the joke's __": ON ME.
56. "If all __ fails ... ": ELSE.
58. Consumed: HAD.
59. Pie __ mode: À LA. More of today's French lesson.
60. Above, in odes: O'ER.
61. Cattle chew: CUD.
62. Mil. mess duties: KPs. As in Kitchen Patrol. Probably not as fun as it sounds.
* Berlin, Boston, London, New York, Sydney and Tokyo.